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Pridružen/-a: 02.05. 2006, 01:05
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PrispevekObjavljeno: 14 Jun 2006 22:14    Naslov sporočila: matematika Odgovori s citatom

tole zadevo sm dobila po mailu. precej hecno, kako eni obvladajo ... Laughing Laughing








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Pridružen/-a: 04.04. 2006, 23:03
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PrispevekObjavljeno: 15 Jun 2006 00:38    Naslov sporočila: Odgovori s citatom

Find X ja ta mi je všeč!

One evening Rene Descartes went to relax at a local tavern. The tender approached and said, "Ah, good evening Monsieur Descartes! Shall I serve you the usual drink?". Descartes replied, "I think not.", and promptly vanished.

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Definitions of Terms Commonly Used in Math

CLEARLY: I don't want to write down all the in-between steps.

TRIVIAL: If I have to show you how to do this, you're in the wrong class.

OBVIOUSLY: I hope you weren't sleeping when we discussed this earlier, because I refuse to repeat it.

RECALL: I shouldn't have to tell you this, but for those of you who erase your memory tapes after every test, here it is again.

WITHOUT LOSS OF GENERALITY: I'm not about to do all the possible cases, so I'll do one and let you figure out the rest.

ONE MAY SHOW: One did, his name was Gauss.

IT IS WELL KNOWN: See "Mathematische Zeitschrift'', vol XXXVI, 1892.

CHECK FOR YOURSELF: This is the boring part of the proof, so you can do it on your own time.

SKETCH OF A PROOF: I couldn't verify the details, so I'll break it down into parts I couldn't prove.

HINT: The hardest of several possible ways to do a proof.

BRUTE FORCE: Four special cases, three counting arguments, two long inductions, and a partridge in a pair tree.

SOFT PROOF: One third less filling (of the page) than your regular proof, but it requires two extra years of course work just to understand the terms.

ELEGANT PROOF: Requires no previous knowledge of the subject, and is less than ten lines long.

SIMILARLY: At least one line of the proof of this case is the same as before.

CANONICAL FORM: 4 out of 5 mathematicians surveyed recommended this as the final form for the answer.

THE FOLLOWING ARE EQUIVALENT: If I say this it means that, and if I say that it means the other thing, and if I say the other thing...

BY A PREVIOUS THEOREM: I don't remember how it goes (come to think of it, I'm not really sure we did this at all), but if I stated it right, then the rest of this follows.

TWO LINE PROOF: I'll leave out everything but the conclusion.

BRIEFLY: I'm running out of time, so I'll just write and talk faster.

LET'S TALK THROUGH IT: I don't want to write it on the board because I'll make a mistake.

PROCEED FORMALLY: Manipulate symbols by the rules without any hint of their true meaning.

QUANTIFY: I can't find anything wrong with your proof except that it won't work if x is 0.

FINALLY: Only ten more steps to go...

Q.E.D. : T.G.I.F.

PROOF OMITTED: Trust me, it's true.

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Pridružen/-a: 27.01. 2006, 12:15
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PrispevekObjavljeno: 20 Jun 2006 12:45    Naslov sporočila: Odgovori s citatom

Find x mi je ful uredu. Nekak meji na vice o blondinkah (no sej to itak vse tri...). Ubistvu ni nobena slaba, ampak find x mi je pa najbolša.
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Pridružen/-a: 25.01. 2006, 11:52
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PrispevekObjavljeno: 21 Jun 2006 08:39    Naslov sporočila: Odgovori s citatom

to je najenostavnejša rešitev. to bi na testu ajkjuja bla zih edina prava rešitev... Laughing
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Pridružen/-a: 27.01. 2006, 12:15
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PrispevekObjavljeno: 22 Jun 2006 11:32    Naslov sporočila: Odgovori s citatom

Borec je napisal/a:
to je najenostavnejša rešitev. to bi na testu ajkjuja bla zih edina prava rešitev... Laughing


Ja, ampak zadeva ma pomen samo dokler je u angleščini... Ko da bi se ti najdu kšn matematik, k bi navodilo naloge zastavu: "Najdi x" ...
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Pridružen/-a: 04.04. 2006, 23:03
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PrispevekObjavljeno: 22 Jun 2006 11:41    Naslov sporočila: Odgovori s citatom

tami je napisal/a:
Borec je napisal/a:
to je najenostavnejša rešitev. to bi na testu ajkjuja bla zih edina prava rešitev... Laughing


Ja, ampak zadeva ma pomen samo dokler je u angleščini... Ko da bi se ti najdu kšn matematik, k bi navodilo naloge zastavu: "Najdi x" ...


Se je že najdu kdo ki je dal nalogo "Poišči X".
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Pridružen/-a: 25.01. 2006, 11:52
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PrispevekObjavljeno: 23 Jun 2006 09:01    Naslov sporočila: Odgovori s citatom

kot se je nekoč našel nekdo, ki je namesto shift poimenoval tipko dvigalka... Laughing
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PrispevekObjavljeno: 16 Dec 2014 19:06    Naslov sporočila: Odgovori s citatom

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