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Pridružen/-a: 04.04. 2006, 23:03
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Kraj: Ljubljana, večinoma
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 Objavljeno: 28 Jan 2007 14:59 Naslov sporočila: Eni Američani pa še vedno znajo bit ustvarjalni. |
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Washington Post je takole 'tekmovanje' razpisal - predelovanje besed in ugotavljanje njih novega pomena. Rezultati?
CASHTRATION: The act of buying (or building) a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
IGNORANUS: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
INTAXICATION: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with.
REINTARNATION: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. (And I suppose, Bush was definately reintarnated from I don't know whom...)
BOZONE: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
FOREPLOY: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
GIRAFFITI: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
SARCHASM: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn´t get it.
INOCULATTE: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
HIPATITIS: Terminal coolness.
OSTEOPORNOSIS: A degenerate disease.
KARMAGEDDON: It's when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes and it´s a serious bummer.
DECAFALON: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you
GLIBIDO: All talk and no action.
DOPELER EFFECT: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
ARACHNOLEPTIC FIT: The frantic dance performed just after you´ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
BEELZEBUG: Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
CATERPALLOR: The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you´re eating.
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
CUBE FARM : An office filled with cubicles.
PRAIRIE DOGGING : When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people´s heads pop up over the walls to see what´s going on.
MOUSE POTATO : The on-line, wired generation´s answer to the couch potato.
SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What Yuppies get into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.
STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one´s workplace.
IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are Annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
ADMINISPHERE : The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
404: Someone who´s clueless.
GENERICA: Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, and subdivisions.
OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you´ve just made a BIG mistake. (Like after hitting send on an email by mistake).
WOOFS: Well-Off Older Folks.
CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously passing gas while passing through a Cube Farm.
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