Vegos
Generalmajor
Pridružen/-a: 04.04. 2006, 23:03
Prispevkov: 274
Kraj: Ljubljana, večinoma
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 Objavljeno: 02 Jun 2006 01:49 Naslov sporočila: Ameriški zakoni |
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Nekateri najbolj bizarni:
-If you detonate a nuclear device within city limits, you'll be fined $500. (Chico, Califaornia)
Ko osnovnim delcem, ki ostanejo od tvojega telesa, dokažejo da so RES detonirali jedrsko napravo, pa mogoče res.
-Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void. (Rhode Island)
Hmja. Torej je moja poroka nična če se poročim z žensko, ki mi pije kri - saj sem bil vendar popoln idiot da sem jo vzel.
-It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps. (Huntington, West Virginia)
Pa saj ni vredno...?
-It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. (Alaska)
Ne, a res? A je mogoče zločin tudi če los ne kupi karte preden gre na avion...?
-The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock. (Arkansas)
Kaj pa če si drzne poplaviti? Denarna kazen? Aretacija? Smrtna kazen?
- The penalty for jumping off a building is death. (New York)
In to celo brez sodnega postopka, banda preklemanska!
- Molesting an automobile is illegal. (Clinton, Oklahoma)
Hmja, še tako vroč avto mene ne bo naredil potrebnega...
- The English language is not to be spoken. (Illinois)
Unofficial sources suggest that REDNECK is the language to be spoken...
- The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire. (Fort Madison, Iowa)
Hmmm, ja seveda. Hiše so zgrajene pa iz azbesta...
- All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires. (Danville, Pennsylvania)
Hmja. Jasnovidci pa mastno služijo.
VEČ NA:
http://www.ahajokes.com/stupid_laws.html
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